Sarcastiholic

Fascist Sharks Will Make Your Picks For You

Thanks to Deadspin.com for finally pointing out to me what has been wrong with all of the previous NFL drafts that I’ve watched over the years. Why didn’t I think of a shark? Or that guy from the Iron Chef?

Chances are you’ve probably already read the Deadspin article. Even if you have, read it again:

Deadspin.com: Crack The Fking Skye

My favorite idea is having the top prospects sit on the stage until they’re picked. Or they pick their nose. Just think of the catchphrases that Chris Berman could blab when that happens. It reminds of a couple of years ago, when golden boy Brady Quinn wasn’t getting selected as high as everyone had previously thought. He was then moved to an undisclosed location away from the cameras so he wouldn’t have a nervous breakdown in front of everyone.

I don’t know why I love the Fascist Shark so much. I’ve probably just been sniffing too much White Out at the office. Deadspin should bring back the shark at regular intervals to dispense advice on love, family, and the best way to get your favorite team from using the Prevent defensive formation.

Tags: Brady Quinn, Chris Berman, Fascist Shark, NFL, NFL Draft, Prevent defense

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