Sarcastiholic

The Squirrel Threat - They Are Everywhere... And Nowhere

A squirrel in Michigan has successfully breached our national security protocols by shutting down a Muncie, Michigan power station and cutting off the power to 1,300 residents.

The Star Press: Squirrel’s Antics Leave 1,300 Without Power

No permanent damage was rendered to the power facilities’ infrastructure, but it has been reported that the power outage clearly ruined a lunch of ravioli being served at a local elementary school where students were forced to eat sandwiches. In the dark.

I haven’t heard much out of the Department of Homeland Security yet regarding this latest threat to the security of the United States but I have to imagine that new referendums regarding squirrel registration will be forthcoming.

This should be just the type of agenda that the Republicans can rally behind in order to continue its fight against the socialist regime of the current Presidential administration and it’s continuing policy of leaving America vulnerable to attack.

It appears that I am not the only one who has decided to devote time and energy to the study, and deification of our woodland friend, the squirrel.

I came across this site just recently, and it is truly inspiring:

More info: www.squirrels.org

If you have the time, it should be witnessed.

And remember, “the best form of squirrel control is prevention.” I believe this is the Catholic Church’s stance as well but they have so far been unwilling to confirm their position on this matter.

Squirrels…

They are more than just rats that live in trees. They’re an ideal.